We Are Zombies

In a city overrun by the LIVING-IMPAIRED—commonly known as non-cannibal zombies—three slackers find themselves in a precarious situation. Seeking an easy payday, they inadvertently stumble into a world of trouble when their beloved grandma is kidnapped.

These unlikely heroes, more accustomed to lounging on the couch than embarking on heroic quests, must navigate a chaotic urban landscape filled with small-time criminals and a sinister megacorporation with dubious intentions. As they bumble through their adventure, they confront the unexpected challenges of a city where the undead roam, but don’t pose the usual threats of brain-eating; instead, they’re just trying to get by in their own way.

Faced with bumbling gangsters and corporate goons, our trio must summon every ounce of ingenuity and courage they can muster. With each misstep and hilarious encounter, they learn that they can’t rely solely on their laid-back attitudes; they need to step up and fight for what matters most. Along the way, they forge unlikely alliances and discover hidden strengths, transforming from slackers into reluctant heroes.

Their quest is fueled not only by the desire to rescue their grandma but also by the realization that the city’s plight affects everyone. As they dig deeper into the nefarious activities of the megacorporation, they uncover a plot that threatens not just their family but the very fabric of their community.

With the clock ticking and the stakes rising, the trio must devise a plan to outsmart their enemies. Filled with humor, heart, and action, this adventure showcases how ordinary individuals can rise to the occasion, proving that sometimes, heroism comes from the most unlikely of places. In a world where the undead are just trying to survive, our heroes learn the value of family, friendship, and fighting for what’s right, all while navigating the absurdity of their situation.

As they embark on this wild journey, they discover that with a little courage and a lot of laughter, they can confront both the living and the living-impaired to reclaim their lives and save the ones they love. Will they succeed in their mission, or will they find themselves outmatched in a battle against forces much larger than themselves? Only time will tell in this uproarious tale of survival and unexpected heroism.